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07

Feb

Mint Moment Madness










I knowwww you hate meeeee, but I kind of love that. Anyways, NOT even my fault. I gave my intern a folder of images and a handful of Adderall with instructions to simply turn them into into a really chic collage. It took her THREE weeks. Needless to say Bianca is no longer a part of the STYLMNSTR team (more so because I caught her sexting my ex-boyfriend’s ex-boyfriend, less so because she’s completely incompetent with simple cut & paste). MOVING RIGHT ALONG - let’s get into the maaaaaajor moment happening right now: MINT. If you weren’t aware that this was the color of Spring 2012 then I’d have to assume you have full-blown AIDS.





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It was liTerally ALL.OVER.THE.RUNWAY. from everyone like Christopher Kane and YSL, to Proenza Schouler, Rodarte, and Marc Jacobs. Now I know most of my readers can’t afford/haven’t met a guy to buy you this shit yet, so I’ve spent hoursssss (and enough venti Adderall Americanos to ensure I’ll die of heart complications before I’m old enough to wrinkle) scouring the internet for the best mint pieces I could find for you betches. Get your life below.

PS: While I appreciate my loyal fans emailing me about when I’ll post next, please remember that I am also a full-time student, extremely busy with homework, yoga, grooming, napping, texting my therapist, calling Adam Levigne (stop avoiding me Adam! I still have your Amex!), napping some more, making spinach smoothies, and ignoring my father. GET OFF ME.









1. Jeffrey Campbell Lita Boot - $160


2. Jeffrey Campbell Lace Lita Boot - $160


3. Free People Best of Both Worlds Shirt - $118


4. Topshop Ankle Leggings - $24


5. Topshop Frosted Plastic Purse - $10


6. Topshop Frost Plastic Frame Purse - $12


7. Nastygal Minty Scallop Shorts - $58


8. Nastygal Celine Pocket Blouse - $48


9. Nastygal Asymmetric Chiffon Skirt - $48


10. Nastygal Chiffon Cutout Blouse - $48


11. Essie Nail Polish - $18


12. ASOS Bitten Leather Platform T Bar High Sandal - $135


13. ASOS Cropped Tie Front Denim Shirt - $55


14. Jovonnista Jaquard Dress - $50


15. Forever 21 Denim Dolphin Short - $18


16. Topshop High Waisted Chino - $76